Score: 7

"Meh"

submission: Hero's Arms

date: April 21, 2009

It's good, but far too long. The whole "save and quit" thing is wildly inconvenient when it takes you right back to the start, 'cause that walk is LONG! It wouldn't be so bad if things weren't so repetitive, but doing everything all over again after you think you've gotten somewhere was also pretty lame. It showed skill and dedication, but no flash game warrants this much effort on the part of the player.

Score: 1

"I concur"

submission: Hammer 'n' Sickle

date: April 6, 2009

With the review before me.

Score: 8

"Yay"

submission: Bridging the Gap 1

date: April 6, 2009

Reminds me of Monty Python styled humor. It was definitely good, but probably could have gone a bit further. Still, I guess you're expecting that some time, with it being a pt 1 lol. It was fun though :)

Score: 6

"Meh"

submission: Daydreams.

date: April 6, 2009

The first one was way better. I really was expecting a bigger "Golden Eagle" cameo the whole time, and nothing that great happened. Still, the general idea is great. Hopefully you continue with better results.

Score: 8

"Seen this sort of thing before, but"

submission: 8-BIT Waterslide

date: April 6, 2009

It never ceases to amuse me. Keep it up, 'cause it shows a lot of talent and skill. I'm kind of in envy :)

Score: 10

"Possibly the Funniest Game I've Every Played Here"

submission: Robot Dinosaurs

date: April 6, 2009

HILARIOUS! Sure, it's like 2 in the morning here, but those sound effects/vocals are ludicrously funny at any time of day and the absolute redundancy of the text/storyline is awesome. Please, do continue making things like this!

Score: 1

"WTF?"

submission: Angry Dog - Lizard Tyrant

date: November 26, 2008

Recycling alot of jokes and not having many at all. That was a terrible anticlimax. Or, was it a superb anticlimax? Either way, the series' conclusion (as the main site would lead one to believe) feels pretty flat, dull, and rushed to me. It was going great, and fell flat on its face here. I sincerely hope you do another just to get it right.

Score: 8

"Incredibly hard and long, but good"

submission: A Crow in Hell

date: October 26, 2008

Obviously took ALOT of work and thought. For that, I commend you. However, it is a little hard for the average player to finish in one sitting, and you do really have to understand the physics and tiny nuances of the game to play it well (for example, the crow moves forward a bit with each upward flap, your tail can touch most things but your beak can't, etc). It was a fun game, but I didn't feel like I accomplished anything when I beat it; the ending was a tad lackluster. However, it was very original and harkened back to a lot of the hardest parts of classic platformers. Seriously though, if you make a sequel, you might lighten up a little bit on how hard you make it; it's like newgrounds' Ninja Gaiden lol, and personally even that game was easier XD.

Score: 8

"Salad McCain"

submission: John McCain

date: October 14, 2008

Reminded me a lot of Salad Fingers at first, then did get a bit Charlie the Unicorn-esque, but achieving either comparisson is praise in my book. You did a very good job and.....I did catch myself wanting to hum the song a few times. Weird, trippy, a bit stupid (in a good way ;D), definitely not what I was expecting lol. Good work!

Score: 9

"Amazing Platformer"

submission: Meat Boy

date: October 7, 2008

Reminded me a lot of really oldschool platformers, like SNES and earlier. Not at all impossible, but very difficult. There was a lot of thought involved in beating the levels once you hit the second world. Oddly though, I found the expert chapter less difficult than the third chapter. Oh, and I also agree, the last level's bandaid is pretty much impossible to get. You're very cruel for that lol. Good stuff though. PLEASE make a sequel!

Oh, and is there anywhere to download the music? I visited dbsounds or whatever, and couldn't find anything, but maybe I wasn't looking in the right places.